To speak to me directly please contact me on Myspace.

I had to take down my email address from this page due to excessive volumes of spam mail. I am sad to place this electronic barricade between us friend. But needs must.

(FYI, I do not want any of your knocked-off software goods Mr. Spammer. Or any weapons-grade marijuana. Or a bigger penis. Stop spunking up my letter-box with your consumerist piffle-paffle I say!)

In due course I plan to add a contact form to this site, but I haven't the foggiest how that works, so I need to talk to Craig.

Look at my page on Facebook if you can be arsed - I wrote some funny things on it.